asspack


(n.)1. a pouch or satchel worn directly on or above the -ss.

2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the -ss.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one’s r-ct-m (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )

(v.) 5. to stuff one’s -ss with an object or body part.

1. i put my wallet in my -ssp-ck.
2. yo that b-tch is workin’ an -ssp-ck right nah.
3. hey, rick, stop being an -ssp-ck.
4. the po busted ma -ssp-ck.
5. donald -ssp-cked james with fudge.

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