ASSPAT


1. noun: person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: acronym for american society of sycophants, puppets, or total shills (a.s.s.p.a.t.s.)

3.verb: the act of -sspat-ing.
phil is such an -sspat, he’s always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if i was runnin the place he’d be praising my farts for their bouquet!

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