Asspatch


a small cloth used for the wiping of smelly -sses.
a) a host place for the abundant growth of -sses.
b) a cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing -sses.
i hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving -sspatch.
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when you are watching p-rnography, when the male is “inside” of the female (or other male) while on his back, the small area of this b-tt that you can see underneath the b-llsack is called the -ss patch.
dude number 1 : dude ! did you see that p-rn where the guy is doing that chick while on his back !?

dude number 2 : h-ll yeah i did ! he was so showing off his -ss patch.

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