Asspen
an undesirable, selfish male from the famed ski-b-m town of aspen, co. his main concerns include beer, drugs, and banging you after he causes you to believe he is the answer to your boyfriend prayers. ladies, remember, “the odds are good but the goods are odd.”
kate: he was so into me when we were skiing yesterday. i totally thought we connected!
jen: did you bang?
kate: obvi.
jen: girl, he’s an -sspen! they don’t connect!
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