asspenis


p-n-s growing from the -ss
‘i can’t take a sh-t cos my -ssp-n-s is in the way’
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1. a person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an -ss and a p-n-s
2. the act of b-tt-f-cking.
3. a word which i f-cking made up
“man, that guy is such an -ssp-n-s”
“sh-t! i dropped my m-ffin! -ssp-n-s!”
when you get smashed in the p-n-s with a sack of doorkn-bs and your p-n-s goes inside you body and sticks out your -ss, giving you a mangina and a -ss p-n-s.
“oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an -ss p-n-s.”
“suck my -ss p-n-s.”

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