assphasia


a gruesome hideous condition in which one’s face looks exactly like their -ss. most prevalent in females from the city of puyallup. a sure sign of infection would be denial and poor comebacks.
“oh my god,you better cover that up, it looks like your -ssphasia has broken out again”

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