assplosion

when your -ss “explodes”, usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn’t agree with you, i.e. mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.
after eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, i had the worst -ssplosion ever! i was stuck in the toilet for hours!
extemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the -n-s in one awesome deluge.
after eating taco bell i had a m-ssive -ssplosion.
the art of projectile-style defecation. the end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don’t get it either) bathroom who’s cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
-ssplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.

in ancient china, those capable of the -ssplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.

see also bm blowout
d-mn cuz, stewart done dropped another -ssplosion!
when your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes m-ss distress to everyone around.
1) i was walking by a friend’s cubicle when he had an -ssplosion. i can still see all of my coworkers running much like harrison ford would run from a detonating bomb!

2) i was sitting in a stall when someone next to me -ssploded. the stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, i decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!
the act of coating the back of the toilet bowl with a loud, m-ssive blast of diarrhea.
i shouldn’t have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. i had a terrible -ssplosion, what a mess!
an extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the -n-s at inconcievable speeds.
joe: why are you limping?
bob: d-mn, that was one h-ll of an -ssplosion!
unfortunate occurrence in which your b-tt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn’t agree with you. it often interferes with your daily life. usually followed by burning a-hole.

if such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. if -ss-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.
traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an -ssplosion
def1. the sudden release of the contents from one’s bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.

def2. a powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and p-ssing the boundaries of the elastic bands. usually a huge mess.
usage of def1 in a sentence:

i swear i had an -ssplosion in there after eating that grand slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.

usage of def2 in a sentence:

my baby literally had an -ssplosion that wasn’t contained in their pampers.

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