Asspuff



when a curly haired person brushes their hair and the hair isn’t ringlets anymore, but instead a giant puff of hair around the head.
“oh man, i have such a big -sspuff today.”
the act of placing a cigarette in your -ssh-l- and then farting creating a puff of smoke in the air
i feel sorry for sally who got second hand -ss puff from her father

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