asspuppet

a pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the -n-s and requires you to make it “dance like a puppet” to get it to fall into the toilet.
steven is a total -sspuppet.
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someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one’s -ss controlling one’s mouth

see also b-tt puppet

also used as a general name for any -ss puppet. may be hyphenated (-ss-puppet)
keagy’s hand was so far up -ss-puppet his ring’s make you think d-ckskin had gold teeth
one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an -ss clown’s bidding
jason finally tired of being matthew’s -ss puppet.
t-rd that hangs from you sh-tter by a couple of threads of spent food.
honey grab me the scissors, i need to cut this dangling -ss puppet.
someone who doesnt have enough personality to be considered human, but a as an -sspuppet
big daddy and spoofyoris are -ss puuppets!
-ss puppet

(one who is not at all real)

someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that -ssert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

one who is -ssumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

“trapped amongst the -ss puppets”

“my xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
-ss puppet -ss other eye candy fake
some one who talks all kinds of sh-t thru their -ss almost as if strings were attached to their t-rd cutter
brian,the sh-t talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking -sspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim