assquatch


an unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.
g-dd-mn that ron inkleman’s an -ssquatch!
a person, typically male, who has more hair on his -ss than on his head. an -ssquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy -ss.
cover your b-tt you freakin -ssquatch.
the name of the hairy wad the ends up between your b-tt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower.
ladies…do you ever get that annoying wad of hair between your b-tt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower? its name is -ssquatch. it is very frightening.
a person who is such a colosal -ss-hole, its nearly mythical.
person 1. on the way over here this d-ck cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!

person 2. sounds like a real -ssquatch
a really hairy -ss.
guy 1: hey, what did you get up to yesterday?

guy 2: oh, i went to the pool, and in the change room, i saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a f-cking -ssquatch!.
when a friend is being a big hairy dumb -ss.
aka dumb-ss mixed with sasquatch
dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an -ssquatch
when a girl posseses a hairy behind.
hey alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?”; “idk man she disappeared… i took her home and this morning i woke up laying next to an -ssquatch.

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