assrat
a large, ill-tempered, figurative sewer rat trapped in your -n-s, signifying your disgust over an unfortunate event.
“-ssrats! foiled again.”
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a giant piece of sh-t that has a tail, resembling a rat
guy 1: so i was taking this giant sh-t at mcdonald’s last night and it turned out to be an -ss rat.
guy 2: god d-mn
someone who fingers their own -ss.
dan: “hey man”
shane: “f-ck off -ssrat”
an -sshole who likes to f-ck un-ssuming people over from behind.
you are such an -ss-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. is that how you got promoted?
a russian mail order husband who uses a screen name holy gerbil who exchanges his aim programing skills for a green card and escape from an israeli relocation camp.
arkansas woman: ooooo weeee i’d sho like to get me one of them -ss rats since they is so grateful for saving them they give you s-x and everything right up the -ss.
a rat that lives in your -ss
1. eww! i found an -ss rat up my b-tt.
2. omg, she is being an -ss rat.
face made when one puffs up cheeks, flares nostrils, and bulges eyes. ask for model demonstration; never do alone.
50 cent looks like an -ssrat.
see how easy that is!!
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