Assroach


big f-cking roaches that just let themselves into your house like it ain’t n-body’s business to scare the sh-t out of you when you least need it, and refuse to leave after you tell them to get the h-ll out of your overpriced apartment, especially in charleston, south carolina. pretty much a cross between an -sshole and a c-ckroach!
see also “palmetto bug”
while, at 5am, betty and bob study for their 5 final exams for the morning:
bob: holy sh-t! was that a cat that just crawled accross your ceiling or was that the biggest c-ckroach i’ve ever seen?
betty: oh… that’s just another -ssroach.

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