assswing
a kind of swinging movement.
that bubbly back and forth movement which leads to a rather healthy workout for one’s eyes. it has the ability to awaken many from deep slumber. the heart is engulfed with a flood of happiness on seeing the magical act.
menfolk, when they are present in the company of womenfolk, are said to be conflicted at sightings of -ssswing. unable to express happiness and forced to restrain the eyes from roving, they feel a deep sense of guilt, when they let a -ssswing moment go by. in economic terms, it can be equated with the idea of opportunity cost.
that girl lives next to you?
wow. you so lucky. i still have dreams about her -ssswings.
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