a mix between a donkey and man. similar to the centaur, except it’s a huge -ss.
if you were any mythical creature, you’d be an -sstaur.
- ball breathers
when a guy’s boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each t-st-cl-. wife: babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!
- tip sniffer
a person who loves to smell the tips of other p-n-ses. usually used as an insult to other men. not a real thing. “you are such a c-nt”, said jamie, “shut the f-ck up you tip sniffer”
- pudge pond
a m-ss of obese people dripping with greasy sweat congregating in areas such as shopping centers or sporting events. i have to wade through a pudge pond, just to get a frozen pizza.
- sticky dick bitch
transvest-te with a sticky d-ck your dad is a sticky d-ck b-tch
- clip the tard
purposely not inviting the nerd or the -sshole of a group of friends to any social event. before going to the jays game we need to clip the tard!