assterpiece


the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
i painted such an -ssterpiece today that i thought i was michaelangelo.
the amalgamation of “masterpiece” and “-ss” – essentially a masterful -ss. this is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
jessica biel has an -ss that won’t stop! what an -ssterpiece!

even in her older state, j lo still has a mighty fine -ssterpiece protecting her backside.
a magnificient -ss.
only on women

(-ss + masterpiece = -ss-terpiece)
–note–

this is not “booty” or whatever the f-ck word people use when they mean big fat -ss.

check out that woman, she has an -ss-terpiece
used to describe the most amazingly awesome -ss on a woman

(-ss + masterpiece = -ss-terpiece)
look at her -ss…that is an -ss-terpiece

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