Asstimate


1. to form a totally uneducated guess, judgment, or opinion regarding the worth, amount, size, weight, etc., of; guess without any clue: to totally pull the numbers out of your -ss.

2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your -ss.

–verb (used without object)

3. to make an -sstimate.

4. to judge how great -ss would look without actually seeing it
1. john got sh-tfaced the night before big meeting and had not looked over the sales data he needed to know. when he was asked about the numbers, he just farted out an -sstimate.

2. i totally under–sstimated the tightness and hottness of beth’s -ss under that long, flowing dress.

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    what someone’s -ss gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to -n-lyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort. he just pulls a number out of his -ss and he gets the correct answer. that’s an incredible -ssulator he has.

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    a f-g!!! one who fights for the -ss. big tim: “you think you can out drink me?” josh: “f-ck yeah” big tim: “you’re such an -ss warrior, d-mn”

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    astro flyer is the act of getting stuck inside of someone during -n-l loving. i was b-tt f-ckin’ this girl last night and i got stuck! so she pulled an astro flyer and i was home free.

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