Asstivism
any form of ‘activism’ that you do while sitting on your -ss. an attempt to feel like you’re making a difference, but without making the effort to put clothes on and get off the couch.
example: e-mailing a show’s sponsors to demand that they stop advertising on that show.
i went to a town hall meeting and argued against a new policy; it was more meaningful than the -sstivism that people on facebook do.
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