asstraction
a social situation that entails the diversion of one’s attention from a current matter of business to another’s behind, usually causing an embarr-ssing situation and/or car accident.
“remember that girl from the store who was causing a total -sstraction? she was pretty.”
the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice -ss which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
bill: i just marked all those 32″ televisions the wrong price. the boss almost fired me.
jim: what happened?
bill: i was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
jim: oh, i could stare at that all day.
bill: i know, but it’s such an -sstraction.
the act of pulling ones head out of their -ss.
monty has been such a jerk lately. he really needs an -ss’traction.
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