Asstronomer
a person who gazes at the female -ss and who observes with detail how the -ss moves when walking. an -sstronomer also tracks the tail as it p-sses by.
matty had to study ur-n-s before he was considered to be an -sstronomer.
a proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.
g-d i went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn’t finish checking my -ss for 6 hours already! what an -sstronomer! next time i go see a proctologist, i should ask him if he’s gay or else if he is i won’t let him examine my -ss.
(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of -ss (usually female).
herbert was an avid -sstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an -ss just by looking at it.
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