asstrots


n. the product of a night that starts out at the mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some sh-thole pub.

adv. to have a case of the tijuana sh-tstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, p-ss beer). the victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.
“i never knew chimichangas and jaegar could produce such a plethora of -sstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at the elbow room.”

“there goes melvin with the -sstrots all the way to the sh-tter! hope he doesn’t blow an o-ring.”

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