Asstunnel


a person or ent-ty that is full of sh-t. an ignorant self righteous moron.

originates from the bittorrent index site meganova in response to a cease and desist letter received from mediadefender following a leak of confidential internal e-mails.
dearest little -sstunnels,

let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). in no way we feel obligated to fulfill your request, as a matter of fact any organization that tries to harm this site and the bittorrent user in general can expect nothing more from us but a big f-ck you!

in case you haven’t noticed, this site is located in europe (i hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. but fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here’s bit of advice to you guys:

– f-ck you!
– f-ck you again!
– f-ck you again and again and again!
– f-ck you again and again and again && again!

there is no way you can stop this, your emails have been published on more then a centillion websites. and if there is anyone who is going to start a lawsuit it will be us suing you for attempts to sabotage the integrity of this site and many others.

have a very nice day,

markus
a lawyer who sends a dmca takedown notice to a website, but doesn’t word it properly, or doesn’t realize that the site isn’t located in the usa, and therefore has no legal standing.
“dearest little -sstunnels, let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet,” meganova’s response says. “in case you haven’t noticed, this site is located in europe (i hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. but fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here’s bit of advice to you guys: f— you! f— you again! f— you again and again and again!”
term of abuse equivalent to “-sshole.” may have originated as non-english speaker’s attempt to translate that term, appearing in a letter from torrent site meganova to mediadefender’s lawyers, in response to attempts to shut them down.
“dearest little -sstunnels, let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet…”
humorous mutation of “-sshole” used to describe mediadefender and it’s not-so-threatening take down notices to a scandinavian server host, meganova.
dearest little -sstunnels, let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet… in case you haven’t noticed, this site is located in europe (i hope you can point it out on a map) where your stupid copyright claims have no base. but fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here’s bit of advice to you guys: f— you! f— you again! f— you again and again and again!
synonym for -sshole.

coined in september 2007 by markus, administrator of the european torrent site meganova.org, in response to a cease and desist letter from an american law firm.
dearest little -sstunnels,

let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet …
that part which lies precisely between an -sshole and a load of sh-t. by extension, applies as well to persons in this position.

originally coined by the torrent site meganova.org as a response to a legalese letter asking the takedown of links to leaked email archive of anti-p2p company mediadefender.
dearest little -sstunnels, let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet… but fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here’s bit of advice to you guys: f— you! f— you again! f— you again and again and again! (original meganova posting)

i’m guessing that an “-sstunnel” is what you get when a european whose first language isn’t english tries to say “-sshole.” it seemed awkward when i first read the response, but the expression has since grown on me. (ryan paul, ars technica)
noun. an alternate form of the word -sshole. possibly a translation error.
that guy is such an -sstunnel. he never stops talking about himself.

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