assumicide


when your -ssumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit -ssumicide.
co worker: i -ssumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn’t seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
co worker: man, don’t commit -ssumicide around here or your b-tt will be canned!

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