Assumption College


aka “consumption college”. catholic inst-tution located in the preppy rich kid section of worcester, ma. famous for its stuck up yet semi-r-t-rded student community. -ssumption is often seen as the b–by farm for nerdy yet secretly gay wpi frat guys attempting to reaffirm their s-xuality.
(in worcester club)
guy: hey, where do you go to school?
girl: -ssumption college, on salisbury street
guy: oh, i go to wpi
girl: you’re sure i havent done you yet?
a small, liberal arts college located in a low-key section of worcester, ma. although it is a great school to get an education, the students are either brain-dead athletes who think they’re g-d’s gift to everyone around them or sketch b-lls who wear berets and believe in odd conspiracies.
bob: -ssumption college has lots of normal people.
harris: ummm, on the whole, no they don’t.

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