Assumptuitive
an adjective used to describe someone who always seems to -ssume things.
adam: christy thought you and heather broke up because she saw you getting pizza with another girl.
jake: i hope she didnt say anything to heather because that was just my sister.
adam: jeez, christy has to stop being so -ssumptuitive.
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