Buckingham Clench
when you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to p-ss it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your b-tt cheeks. at this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, you snap at attention. immediately clenching your b-ttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a buckingham guard. with a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. as i started to p-ss gas, i felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a buckingham clench.
2. as i snapped into a buckingham clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, i knew i could not unclench or i would soil myself.
3. not wanting to cr-p my pants, i immediately bore the buckingham clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
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