AssUV
noun. a sport utility vehicle that is so enormous when people see it they think to themselves “f-ck you -sshole you don’t own the road!”
friend 1: omg that stupid soccer mom b-tch in her huge -ssuv almost hit me!
friend 2: yeah i hate her she is wasting oil and she is tasteless!
a f-cking -sshole who drives an suv like they own the road. said species can be frequently found tailgating late at night with their high beams on. these f-ckers can also be found cutting in and out of traffic, driving like they’re in a race car and flipping everyone else off for not getting out of their way. generally -ss-uv’s are attracted to the biggest, clunkiest and most g-ss guzzling suvs they can find. think chevy suburbans, ford expeditions and the like.
get turn off your highbeams and get out of my backseat you -ss-uv!
i was minding my own business driving down the highway and some -ss-uv zooms up into my blind side and nearly side swipes me trying to p-ss on the right.
an enormous -ss on a woman. the size is akin to an suv.
james: wow! look at the size of the -ss on that chick!
heavy n: she’s got an -ssuv on there.
james: i’d still like to get in. hahaha.
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