assviking


like an -sspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a f-cking martian bad-ss
the -ssviking reamed the -sspirate till his timbers shivered
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such as a glorified b-tt-pirate or a h-rny b-tt-pirate
jeff niedfelt is such an -ss viking!
gay guy who likes -ss
last night, he was the -ss viking, and i was the conquered slave…
a plunderer or searcher of the -sshole; one who reeks devastation on the -sshole.
-ssviking
that ivan sure is an -ss viking. id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

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