Asswad
variation of -sshole. origin: a wad of recently used toilet paper.
“you’re such an -sswad jerry!”
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a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans
look at jack,he’s a complete -sswad.
when you p–p and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen
my -ss wad is killin me
function: noun, a m-ss of s-m-n, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the -n-s of a person after -n-l s-x. ”
the hooker left an -sswad on my nightstand.
tim is an -sswad.
1. whatever son of a b-tch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as i have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain p-sses me off.
2. a stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.
some -sswad put thier coffee to close to mine, i’d love to b-tch slap them silly.
a synonym for “butdorf”. meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller p-n-s than anyone he knows.
guy#1- “did you see that guy with the tiny p-n-s”
guy# 2- “you mean butdorf?”
guy# 1- ” no the -sswad!”
guy# 2- ” same thing!!”
an abrasive form of the word -ss which may include wad at the end. my little brother
me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser -sswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off… dam
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