asswhole
noun – description of a person that reminds you of a whole -ss.
why did you hack my computer?! you -sswhole!
the person who wrote the definition below me.
when people go on urbandictionary.com strictly to post things such as “-ss whole” with definitions based on insulting men, you can probably -ssume they’re a b-tthurt b-tch who got cheated on. lol, sucks for that c-nt.
someone who is fully, cannot be more -ssy, or is an -ss to the fullest extent. they are wholly an -ss.
me: man, zach has been such an -sswhole lately.
natalie: yeah seriously. i love you.
someone who spreads ketchup on someones window, asks to fight when there not in person cuz there to scared to actually do it, someone who thinks there all that and more, but nothing more that a piece of gum on the sidewalk.
ben jones is an -ss-whole
somewhere u dont wanna get f-cked in.
i f-cked ur mom in the -sswhole
an idiot male, who is stupid and cheats on women, and says derogatory things to her:
-ss whole: hey hot stuff
or
-ss whole: hey s-xy nice legs wana go back to my place and spread em?
innocent woman: but u r wearing a wedding ring!
-ss whole: f-ck her, speaking of my wife wana have a three way
or
-ss whole: hey babe wana strip for me and s-xt me even though we aren’t going out, and i have a girlfriend
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