assymilation
noun
1. a process defined by the stupidity of half an entire nation, fed by ever changing m-ss media, marked by the historic 21st century united states presidential race. thus, yielding two candidates opposite in every visual way, making a spoiled nation turn upon their own neighbors.
2. the process where people fight about social injustices by performing those same injustices upon their opposition.
synonym: facebook warrior
i stopped talking to my uncle because of all this -ssymilation.
related: mike and jenny are fighting again, they’re such facebook warriors.
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