Asta
the asta is a s-xual move in which a woman tries to give a man (rough) oral s-x while he plays dance dance revolution. this move works best if the two individuals are lithuanian.
guy 1: yo, did your girlfriend try the asta last night?
guy 2: yeah man, it was awesome. and i got a high score.
r.r. 3: oh sorry, that was really me in a wig... (wait he doesn't even need one.) the most awesome and charming person you shall ever meet the name also means love (ást), and the warmth they have will have you in awe. ásta is the most awesome person i have ever met a brilliant norwegian girl, supposedly the most beautiful girl in the world. she's usually a genius bro, friend, a perfect girlfriend, and a superb bacon-cook an asta usually have the most gorgeous eyes one has ever seen, and her laughs can make a boys knees go numb. person a: i saw this girl the other day, and i was completely stunned by her beauty! person b: i think you might have seen an asta person a: ah, that totaly makes sense! one of the rarest and most beautiful creatures in the known universe. s-xy doesn't even come close to describing this perfect specimen of a female. her goddess like body will drive a sane man insane. there has been research done in this field with science to back up the results. if i could ever have s-x with an asta i would die a happy man. her scent is enough to make a man -j-c-l-t-. natural blonde but can wear any hair color and may have the urge to change it from time to time. blue eyes that you can get lost in, literally, so never make eye contact. an asta is the quintessential female that will never be met in comparison. did i just c-m in my pants? that must have been an asta that just walked by. cree word used in saskatchewan. meaning come here , very well known cree word. in saskatoon even the non-cree people use it cause they cool like that that one white boy who chills with all the natives "astum bro" one of his native bro's "aight dennn , whats up homie" later, cya, from the spanish word for goodbye just shortened -"cya tomorrow" -"alright, asta" fake b--bed sl-t. tries to make out with every guy she can get. fails because of her huge nose and boring personality. d-mn fool. no one wants to go out with her for any reason except her huge fake b--bs. she's a dumb-ss! "did you hear asta gave a bj to every single guy, and some girls at the rec dance?" "wow what a wh-r-."
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