Blackberry porn
what your husband now spends thousands of hours looking at on the internet instead of what he use to look at.
the overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the blackberryphiles.
i walked in to the office this morning and caught my husband googling images of “blackberry”. i wish i’d never bought him it. forget “golf widow” i am a blackberry widow. he spends all his time now looking at blackberry p-rn.
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