Astacia


a modern 80’s dragon slayer that loves to give hugs and kisses. one of the most unique people of all time. incredibly gorgeous with long luscious locks of shiny hair. so talented it will blow your pants off. you’ll want to keep a lady like her in your life always.
person 1: whoa, that astacia looks scary, like she kills dragons for fun…

person 2: yeah, but she actually cuddles kittens for fun, killing dragons is her day job.

person 1: oh, rad.

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