Astral Cock



a metaphysical ent-ty of c-ck usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have s-xual, preferably -n-l intercourse with the living.
john: so i was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral c-ck came out of nowhere and penetrated my -ss…
jane: o my god, if only i were so lucky!

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