a strikingly beautiful freckled young goddess with long curly dark hair. she is a n-ble big sister and friend to all, unless you touch her, in which she will growl at you and attack you with her mad juggernaut rugby skills. the sister of chuck norris’s best friend.
hey don’t touch me!!!!
sorry, you don’t have to be such an astaria.

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