Aste spoodgemante
giving a guy a bj (bl-wj-b)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). if done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. i recommend eye. kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.
“watch out for helen, i heard she likes aste spoodgemante.”
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