Jewagon


similar to the octagon of ufc infamy. this tomb of death, however, is shaped like the star of david. predominantly (but not exclusively) jews fight here.

credit: michael ian black
dude #1: hey dude, that’s my matzo.

dude #2: no it isn’t. it’s mine, i’m cooking the matzo b-lls.

dude #1: only one way to settle this. cage match in the jewagon.

dude #2: yeah b-tches.

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