Asterism
any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) crushing submission (emotional)
they should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from english nomenclature.
various asterisms:
alas (conjunction)
up a crick (prepositional phrase)
circle the wagons (verb)
po-dunk (adjective)
mmmmmkay (declarative)
cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
by golly (declarative)
gosh darn (defamatory)
rats (declarative)
hippity-hoppity (crack wh-r-)
gung-ho (adjective)
the list goes on…
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