asthmaflowština


(serbian): the result of trying to say something interesting and eloquent but at the same time witty and cool, and failing miserably.

see also: quasi-intelligent bullsh-t.
– hey, man, did you hear that new wu-tang joint? it’s hot as h-ll!

– oh yeah, i’ve been enjoying it thoroughly. ghost’s interweaved street slang and melodic flow just compliment meth’s cadence so brilliantly. it’s a f-cking masterpiece. and the social implications are…

– dude, f-ck you, if i wanted someone to ruin the song for me with a bunch of asthmaflowština, i’d have gone straight to vojoa.

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