astonisher


essentially the reverse of the venerated “shocker”, the “astonisher” is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. while lesser known, the astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the shocker.
when doing double penetration, the astonisher is the preferred method.

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