Astro Dick
a special combo of a slap d-ck and a limp d-ck that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. generally an astro d-ck has no friends and will try….once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp d-ck portion of his psyche.
that dude would rather play with himself in his mom’s bas-m-nt than go out with a real girl. he’s a real astro d-ck.
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