Astroid Ass


when a girl has a b-tt that just looks f-cking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
example 1
girl 1: ugh, she has such an astroid -ss! everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it’s really not that nice!
girl 2: i know dude, i saw that sh-t in the locker room the other day!
example 2
student 1: dude, ms d has such a nice -ss!
student 2: it’s not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. that sh-t’s an astroid -ss!

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