Astronaut Cheese


occurs when a woman is preforming oral s-x on a man, and the man then -j-c-l-t-s in the womans hair, creating a cheese like mess on her head.
“…im gonna c-m! oops”
“it’s in my hair!”
“mmm, astronaut cheese.”

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