astrosexual
any individual who has an excessive fetish for outer sp-ce or astronomic topics as to (almost) turn it into a s-xual tendency
while zoophiles spend their leisure time in barns or pet stores, astros-xuals spend most of their time locked inside local observatories allegedly “searching the skies for new discoveries”
1. someone who constantly uses the s-xual lubricant astroglide while getting laid.
2. someone who enjoys having s-x while he or she is under the influence of drugs.
1. vicky: (naked on her bed) hey honey are you ready yet?
brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) yeah baby, but just hold on one second. -rubs a bunch of astroglide on his p-n-s while muttering to himself- woohoo! i’m gonna f-ck this b-tch into orbit!
2. jenna: alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
jason: h-ll yeah, so we are gonna feel like we’re actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! -dishes out the joints and lsd-
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