Knit her a scarf


(verb) when you take it way too far. most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
josh: so i really like this girl, so i gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
hank: dude, you’re totally knitting her a scarf.

fred: so doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
bill: how so?
fred: he sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.

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