ASU
arizona state university, or the opposite of usa
i’m bored so i defined asu
the best motherboard making company in the world!
this asus board is soo reliable, not like my old biostar board that had the wrong bios installed on it…
home of std’s
– (9/10 girls have it)
– sc-mbag school
– can get in with a gpa of 2.7
-where there are annual playboy meetings
-legitament facts…look it up
i’m from asu.
– dayuummmmnn, you got fungus down there??!! (no s-x with you tonight)
also known as arizona state university. this fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sl-ts and men with small p-n-ses. all students at asu excel in receiving wooping gpas no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, richard simmons, “here at asu, we under achieve with style!” most male clubs at this school promote gay s-x while most women at this school have 87% of the total stds in the united states. a cool place to go to college if you’re a tard.
“hey man, guess what?”
“what dude?”
“i got in to asu!”
“wow…you must be a real f-cking idiot!”
“yeah, i really am!”
“i don’t want to be your friend anymore…”
“will you be my boyfriend?”
“get out of my house….”
arizona state university. tucson has phoenix envy.
d-mn i should’ve gone to asu in the first place
1. -ss sweaty underwear
“man, i just finished a game of netball, now i gotta get out of these asu’s.”
air support unit
often used by police across the world to refer to their helicopter unit that supports them during duty.
we need the asu to search the area
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