a simple girl next door. bubbly and cheerful. honest, and is an obvious liar. very patient and jugdemental. overall, she’s definitely someone you want to have in your life because she’s very cute and pretty and s-xy and hippie and beautiful and charming and adventurous and nonsensical but is very sensitive and will get hurt by words easily. (so watcha mouth)
asyiqin is asyiqin.
- farmyard shanking
the act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs. “dude, i could hear you farmyard shanking the sh-t out of those eggs this morning from the other room”
- tuna fingers
noun- when you finger f-ck a v-g-n- so much your fingers get wrinkled and pruned. hugh g. rection: “hey pedro why are your fingers wrinkled and pruned did you just go swimming” pedro: no i just have tuna fingers because i was with my girlfriend for a couple hours.
- c*ck ridden throat
a phrase used to describe a girl who’s throat is rusty from lack of c-m down her throat. she’s so ugly, she must have a c-ck ridden throat.
- p**py tuba
when you’re eating a females -ss out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face. guy 1: dude so i was eating this girls -ss out last night even though she told me not too because she had to sh-t guy 2: oh god, did you get a p–py tuba? guy 1: all […]
a person who has symbiotically become unified typically through biexistential means. white jesus: “hey luna, are you a transapien?” luna: “that was a gay question to ask. obviously, you’re a h-m-sapien.”