Asymptet


of south african origin, the asymptet is the b–b which asymptotically approaches the maximum height of the perfect model of a b–b.
originating from the south african word for “b–bs” or “t-ts” known loosely as “tette”.
13th: wow, those b–bs look perfect.
lr: ye, those are the asymptet.

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