Aszurae


rare species of blonde haired, blue eyed, mexican females that colonize a specific region of the san diego suburbs.

there is scientific speculation as to whether or not the specimen is real or imaginary. proof of an aszurae’s existence is undoc-mented.
“dude, i can’t wait to go down to san diego!” person 1
“why?” person 2
“cause i’m meeting up with aszurae.” person 1
“hot d-mn.” person 2

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