at a distance
when someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don’t remember where you saw it.
person 1: didn’t you see that post about the dress on twitter?
person 2: oh, i think i saw that at a distance.
person 1: did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
person 2: no way, where’d you see it?
person 1: i don’t know, i think i saw it at a distance.
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